This pic is from concourse A at Hartsfield Airport in Atlanta. No food says “grab and go” for a crowded flight quite like muffuletta. (For those of you who aren’t familiar, a muffuletta is a giant, messy sandwich with multiple meats topped with a sloppy, oily olive salad spread. The picture sums it up.)

Also my favorite post-Beatles Paul McCartney album

We suggest some additional incongruent airport food options for the hurried traveler:

• Deviled Eggs in a Dash
• Carry-On Clams
• Gazpacho at the Gate
• Corn on the Concourse
• Sloppy Go’s!
• Fondue on the Fly
• Beef Stewardess
• The Graviator
• Gumbo Jet
• Stir-Fry & Fly
• Boarding Bass

We welcome you to reply with your own airport food franchise suggestions. Also tweet to #badairportfoodideas