He also thought “Schindler’s List” was going to be about a trip to the supermarket

Last night I overheard a guy say that he had seen the movie “Lone Survivor” and that it was “kind of a bummer.” I suggested next time he should go see “Everybody Lives!”

Honestly, he said, “It was kind of a bummer, because almost every character dies.” Again, a ProTip: Your movie title can be a helpful guide in these matters.