OK, we thought this was funnier a month ago when Newt was still a feasibly viable GOP candidate. But having grown up in Atlanta, we have a special appreciation for Newt’s charms, most notably that his name sounds like a McDonaldland character. We were duly inspired to consider other, more electable names for Newt Gingrich:
- Nerp Gefiltefish
- Nude Jockitch
- Goob Nosetwitch
- Snoop Blingbitch
- Flute Tangbridge
- Noony Pringlecrunch
- Ned Ditchwitch
- Noob Ostrich
- Nerf Lightswitch
- Norb Clamwich
- Molly Ringwald
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