Parting Thoughts On SNOW MY GOD! 2014 and Georgia’s Earthquake

A final word to friends in the Northeast who mocked our snow, and those on the West Coast who mocked our earthquake:

New York: Your pizza and your bagels aren’t really that much better. Shut up already.

Los Angeles: I don’t care if you have an IMDB credit as “Fleeing robber #3” on a CSI episode, or that your agent once repped Stephen Baldwin. You’re a waiter.