This is What it Sounds Like: Birds of Satan Assault the Pope’s Peace Doves

How horrible of a person am I to find this absolutely hilarious?

When Doves Cry

When Doves Cry

This now becomes my second favorite news photo involving a bird. The still reigning champion: Fabio roller coaster goose collision. Classic.

I can't believe that goose flutters

I can’t believe that goose flutters

He Can’t Believe It’s Not Sutter!

Kurt Sutter, creator and executive producer of Sons of Anarchy on FX, has launched a hilariously bitter and vulgar Twitter war against the Academy of Television Arts and Sciences for completely shutting his show out in today’s Emmy nominations. Some highlights:

  • “these two academy member walk into a bar. one orders a beer. then they both die because they’re so fucking old.”
  • “i envision every academy member having sex with a cheap, light blue poly-cotton sheet between penis and vagina.”
  • “fuck glee. hate those annoying, “please accept me for who i am”, singing brats. there, i said it. are you happy?”
  • “best part of not getting an emmy nod. now i don’t have to pretend i give a shit about the profiteering douchebag academy.”

We don’t watch the show (although we’ve heard it’s good), but we are thoroughly amused by Sutter’s reckless, heartfelt tirade against the Academy for the snub. It’s refreshing, in a nasty, petty, vindictive, disproportionately self-satisfied sort of way.

But we’re most impressed at how absolutely Fabiolous Kurt Sutter looks:

You should see me with a dead bird on my face