Best week ever for headline editors. We are unashamed juveniles and have collected some of our favorite actual Weinergate headlines from the Web the past couple of weeks:

• Weiner reaches out to Bill Clinton (CNN)
• Friends: Wife committed to Weiner (CNN)
• Weiner comes clean (CBS)
• Weiner: “I’m Sorry I was a Little Stiff Yesterday” (FOX News Blog)
• Sen. Reid says he can’t defend Weiner (AP. Does this mean Harry Reid is confessing inadequacy, or he’s actually having difficulty physically protecting his junk?)
• Disgusted Democrats letting Weiner shrivel (NY Post)
• Weiner likely to endure a rough sex probe (NY Post)
• Dems Don’t Want Weiner To Disappear TOO Soon (NY Daily News)
• Some Top Weiner Donors Still Support Him (NY Daily News)
• Weiner’s problem: Familiarity breeds contempt (SF Gate)
• New Weiner claims surface, Pelosi asks for probe (WSJ Marketwatch)
• Weiner Clams Up, Has Hard Time at Press Conference (FOX News Nation. Yeah, this one tries a little too hard. Still, teehee.)
• Probe could give Weiner more headaches (CBS)
• Democrats call for Weiner probe (UPI)
• Dems shunning Weiner, strategist says (CBS) 

And perhaps the final word:

• Weiner out? (Sky News)