“Thish ish a delischus reschippee, what’sh your scheeckrit?”

“I’ll have the hassch brownshh schattered, schmotherrd and covehrrd.”

“I’d like to schorrt schell this schtock.”

“I wonsh won a Oshker for a role in whicsh I didn’t even schpeak a worrd.”

“Yessh offisher I will schubmit to a schobriety tesht.”

“Thingsh Holly Huntrr schoud not schayy.”