Deidre Hall is Demanding Her Portrait Next

We spotted this gem in a small street art market in front of a gallery after dinner last weekend:

Lucci's Despair

Our interpretation: Since ABC Cancelled “All My Children,” Susan Lucci awakens with the recurring nightmare that her lone Daytime Emmy has turned into a giant red onion.

We welcome other interpretations. And we apologize for knowing so much about soap opera divas.