Important Travel Guidelines: Things You Can’t Flush Down the Airplane Toilet

Passengers are prohibited from discarding the following items in the airplane toilet:

1) Pizza boxes

2) Old-timey, doorstep-delivered glass milk bottles

3) Shriner hats

4) Ear flaps

5) 80’s cassette mix tapes made for your girlfriend (unless the tape contains songs by Richard Marx)

6) Unfinished origami

7) Severed hands

Your cooperation is appreciated.