Looks like when Aqua Teen Hunger Force (now Aqua Unit Patrol Squad) is not filming, Frylock moonlights as KTVK investigative reporter Mike Watkiss. Today he weighed in on polygamy rights on John King’s usually tranquilizing CNN show.
Meatwad unavailable for comment
UPDATE: We were able to capture this mid-mutation frame from CNN’s broadcast:
So, someone stood up for us (and intellectual justice) against the thieving pretenders at the L.A. Times Tech Blog. A woman named Kelly M. Bray commented, derisively questioning the popularity and readership of containseggs.com.
We’ve researched the site statistics, Ms. Bray. Just six weeks after we started, we’re already nipping the heels of the low-integrity hacks at the Tech Blog. Snark all you want at the objective power of visually represented comparative numbers:
(And El Camino College? Grades not good enough for Camaro University?)
Business in the front, party in the back. Actually that’s party in the front, bigger party in the back.
Camino means "Badass" in Spanish.
We were amused that someone found containseggs today by searching the term “cocaine travel guide.” We were equally amused that we’re only the sixth link in a Google search for “cocaine travel guide.” Perhaps this travel trend is more popular than we realized. Life and satire seem to stick pretty closely together.
First: Monkey takes camera, snaps amazing self portrait among other pictures. Yes, this has been buzzing around for a week already, but this picture will make us laugh and smile every time for eternity.
Der Fuhrer with a spray tan
We demand that the L.A. Times Tech blog give our fledgling little nonsense journal here some credit where it’s due. We told you eight days ago that Twitter phenomenon @peanutfreemom, suburban she-beast of sanctimony, was really just a brilliantly conceived satire.
Now, eight days late and, uh, 160 nickels short, the L.A. Times Technology blog gets wise and “uncovers” the brilliant ruse without so much as a nod to containseggs.com. Containseggs calls on our dozens of daily visitors to rise up in unified protest! Let’s flood the L.A. Times blog post with firmly worded, mildly aggravated comments demanding (or at least politely requesting) some credit for breaking the truth about @peanutfreemom first!
In fact, we’ll send a containseggs t-shirt to the three people who post at the L.A. Times blog supporting our request for recognition on the Debra Jones-O’Brien story. (We don’t actually have any containseggs t-shirts printed yet, so it will most likely be a slightly used but freshly washed undershirt.) Rally for justice!
UPDATE: So far, the containseggs nation has underwhelmed. But we are confident you’ll step up and demand that Deborah Netburn and the L.A. Times tech blog give us some props. We’re trying to start a movement here! Wait, that did come out right. Neither did that.
We apologize for posting this on a holiday. My ears are horrified, yet they still feel pity for my eyes.
Nothing celebrates the Fourth of July quite like Elvis. Especially angry drug-addled Elvis. About drugs. (Tip to our dear and aggressively hilarious friend Tim for the link.)
This pic is from concourse A at Hartsfield Airport in Atlanta. No food says “grab and go” for a crowded flight quite like muffuletta. (For those of you who aren’t familiar, a muffuletta is a giant, messy sandwich with multiple meats topped with a sloppy, oily olive salad spread. The picture sums it up.)
Also my favorite post-Beatles Paul McCartney album
We suggest some additional incongruent airport food options for the hurried traveler:
We welcome you to reply with your own airport food franchise suggestions. Also tweet to #badairportfoodideas
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