You Don’t Like Elvis When He’s Angry

Nothing celebrates the Fourth of July quite like Elvis. Especially angry drug-addled Elvis. About drugs. (Tip to our dear and aggressively hilarious friend Tim for the link.)

@peanutfreemom: Staging comedy with the audience as your co-stars

Someone has crafted an excellent Twitter satire with the fictional Debra Jones-O’Brien, a sanctimonious, busybody, self-appointed supermom with her fragile, peanut-allergic son Caleb and a rapid-fire scroll of judgemental, self-oblivious perspectives from the suburban vacuum. Here’s a sample:

  • “Mom at Snip-Its told me she uses ‘Johnson & Johnson’s’ Baby Shampoo for her children.  I wouldn’t put that poison in Caleb’s hair.”
  • “@FCC I’m concerned about the show #glee.  Their writers have demonstrated insensitivity towards those affected by peanut allergy.”
  • “Caleb wants to see Cars 2, but we don’t support Disney products.  I suppose we’re just a little more socially conscious than some.”
  • “The complimentary coffee at the Volvo dealership was NOT fair trade certified.  Uh, Earth to Volvo?  Hello?”
  • “Drafting a petition to have the lyric ‘Peanuts and Cracker Jack’ omitted from ‘Take me out to the ballgame’.  Very insensitive.”
  • “Parents who buy their children “Lunchables” should be put it prison.”
  • “Parenting Tip: Try calling carrot sticks ‘Power Sticks’.”

The tweets themselves are a hilarious, a too-close reflection of actual clueless parents with a few more dollars than sense and a lifestyle-convenient social consciousness. @peanutfreemom creates a legitimately clever satire of obnoxious nannies everywhere who are eager to impose their rules, lifestyle choices and morality on everyone around them.

But I really love the author’s use of the unique structure of Twitter to pull it off. It’s more than just Twitter trolling; @peanutfreemom knows how to agitate just enough among the credulous who think she’s a real person. She pushes buttons sure to draw indignant outrage, including class snobbishness, judgement of others’ parenting, pop culture (baiting fans of Glee and Bridesmaids), school teachers and adoption. That outrage in turn fuels the growing audience, who are unwittingly participating in the production as it unfolds. The narrative can go wherever the audience steers it, or wherever it gets the most laughs and attention.

As long as it’s funny, and grounded by concepts and characters that reflect some real aspects of our culture, then I consider something like this as creatively entertaining as a well done comedy sketch or comedy episode. I’ve also thought about this way too much.

[UPDATE: Welcome all the many, many @peanutfreemom lovers and haters.]

Coming Soon: Fodor’s “Blow Through Europe” Cocaine Travel Guide

A friend on Facebook shared this Huffington Post link, which seems to be an unintentionally helpful guide to manage your cocaine budget as you travel through Europe. Complete with stunning stock photos of each destination in a slide show—”You just won’t be able to stop talking about the Colosseum! And talking! And talking!”
 
Isn't it good, Norwegian's would . . . pay too much for their cocaine

$154 per gram Norway? No way! I'll take my travel dollars and my coke habit to Luxembourg

We’re also pleased to see that, despite Greece’s debt woes and volatile economy, the Greek cocaine market still commands a stable $104 per gram. No hyperinflation, just hyperinhalation.

Finally, we see that The Economist provided a print-ready cocaine price list for European travelers, with even more countries listed, as its Daily Chart a few days back. Just remember, it’s twice the vacation if you never sleep.

Statue Rebellion, Comfort Wear for Travel and Other Excellent Things

Deidre Hall is Demanding Her Portrait Next

We spotted this gem in a small street art market in front of a gallery after dinner last weekend:

Lucci's Despair

Our interpretation: Since ABC Cancelled “All My Children,” Susan Lucci awakens with the recurring nightmare that her lone Daytime Emmy has turned into a giant red onion.

We welcome other interpretations. And we apologize for knowing so much about soap opera divas.

Delicious Side Dishes. Enjoy With Wine.

The latest updates on the presidential debates in New Hampshire:

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Pack of Weiners: The best Weiner news headlines of the week

Best week ever for headline editors. We are unashamed juveniles and have collected some of our favorite actual Weinergate headlines from the Web the past couple of weeks:

And perhaps the final word: