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@peanutfreemom: Staging comedy with the audience as your co-stars
Someone has crafted an excellent Twitter satire with the fictional Debra Jones-O’Brien, a sanctimonious, busybody, self-appointed supermom with her fragile, peanut-allergic son Caleb and a rapid-fire scroll of judgemental, self-oblivious perspectives from the suburban vacuum. Here’s a sample:
- “Mom at Snip-Its told me she uses ‘Johnson & Johnson’s’ Baby Shampoo for her children. I wouldn’t put that poison in Caleb’s hair.”
- “@FCC I’m concerned about the show #glee. Their writers have demonstrated insensitivity towards those affected by peanut allergy.”
- “Caleb wants to see Cars 2, but we don’t support Disney products. I suppose we’re just a little more socially conscious than some.”
- “The complimentary coffee at the Volvo dealership was NOT fair trade certified. Uh, Earth to Volvo? Hello?”
- “Drafting a petition to have the lyric ‘Peanuts and Cracker Jack’ omitted from ‘Take me out to the ballgame’. Very insensitive.”
- “Parents who buy their children “Lunchables” should be put it prison.”
- “Parenting Tip: Try calling carrot sticks ‘Power Sticks’.”
The tweets themselves are a hilarious, a too-close reflection of actual clueless parents with a few more dollars than sense and a lifestyle-convenient social consciousness. @peanutfreemom creates a legitimately clever satire of obnoxious nannies everywhere who are eager to impose their rules, lifestyle choices and morality on everyone around them.
But I really love the author’s use of the unique structure of Twitter to pull it off. It’s more than just Twitter trolling; @peanutfreemom knows how to agitate just enough among the credulous who think she’s a real person. She pushes buttons sure to draw indignant outrage, including class snobbishness, judgement of others’ parenting, pop culture (baiting fans of Glee and Bridesmaids), school teachers and adoption. That outrage in turn fuels the growing audience, who are unwittingly participating in the production as it unfolds. The narrative can go wherever the audience steers it, or wherever it gets the most laughs and attention.
As long as it’s funny, and grounded by concepts and characters that reflect some real aspects of our culture, then I consider something like this as creatively entertaining as a well done comedy sketch or comedy episode. I’ve also thought about this way too much.
[UPDATE: Welcome all the many, many @peanutfreemom lovers and haters.]
Coming Soon: Fodor’s “Blow Through Europe” Cocaine Travel Guide
We’re also pleased to see that, despite Greece’s debt woes and volatile economy, the Greek cocaine market still commands a stable $104 per gram. No hyperinflation, just hyperinhalation.
Finally, we see that The Economist provided a print-ready cocaine price list for European travelers, with even more countries listed, as its Daily Chart a few days back. Just remember, it’s twice the vacation if you never sleep.
Statue Rebellion, Comfort Wear for Travel and Other Excellent Things
- Um, I think I’ll pass on the nuts for this flight.
- Bulgarian street artists reimagine a monument to the 1944 communist coup and government overthrow, introducing Western icons including Ronald McDonald, Santa Claus, Superman and the Joker. Outstanding.
- Similar artistic and political passion threatens a Garfield statue in Indiana. (Found on Fark; submitters comment: “Odie the humanity.”)
- It was so close to reality. Robert Smigel (Ambiguously Gay Duo, Triumph the Insult Dog) penned a never-produced script in 2004 for a Green Lantern comedy starring Jack Black. The details of the script are hilarious. Love this quote from Smigel, too: “I’m a huge Peanuts fan, so if I heard they were doing a new Peanuts with Jack Black as Charlie Brown, I’d be mad, too.”
Deidre Hall is Demanding Her Portrait Next
We spotted this gem in a small street art market in front of a gallery after dinner last weekend:
Delicious Side Dishes. Enjoy With Wine.
The latest updates on the presidential debates in New Hampshire:
- Adult men who are obsessed with the My Little Pony animated show. They call themselves Bronies. I don’t want to know what a “Broner” is.
- The absolute best careening drunken stumble captured by hotel surveillence that you’ll see today. It is important that you watch this.
- Maths. One of our all-time favorites, from the “Look Around You” series by the brilliant Peter Serafinowicz.
- U.S. Senate the latest victim of hacking attack by a wine sipping Mr. Peanut.

Pack of Weiners: The best Weiner news headlines of the week
Best week ever for headline editors. We are unashamed juveniles and have collected some of our favorite actual Weinergate headlines from the Web the past couple of weeks:
- Weiner reaches out to Bill Clinton (CNN)
- Friends: Wife committed to Weiner (CNN)
- Weiner comes clean (CBS)
- Weiner: “I’m Sorry I was a Little Stiff Yesterday” (FOX News Blog)
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Sen. Reid says he can’t defend Weiner (AP. Does this mean Harry Reid is confessing inadequacy, or he’s actually having difficulty physically protecting his junk?)
- Weiner likely to endure a rough sex probe (NY Post)
- Dems Don’t Want Weiner To Disappear TOO Soon (NY Daily News)
- Some Top Weiner Donors Still Support Him (NY Daily News)
- Weiner’s problem: Familiarity breeds contempt (SF Gate)
- New Weiner claims surface, Pelosi asks for probe (WSJ Marketwatch)
- Weiner Clams Up, Has Hard Time at Press Conference (FOX News Nation. Yeah, this one tries a little too hard. Still, teehee.)
- Probe could give Weiner more headaches (CBS)
And perhaps the final word:
- Weiner out? (Sky News)

